muscot

Pronounced "MUH-ss-kit" ~ Derogatory term for a big muscular douche active health nut calorie exorcist that thinks he or she is "fit" and that everyone else "unfit" is only worthy of being patronized and bashed. Even if you are average-weighted, muscots still consider you "fat" if you have any trace of stomach left and no "tone" in your upper arms and chest. Muscots on dating sites will sometimes brag how DDF (Drug & Disease-Free) and " opposed to partying" they supposedly are, but like religious hypocrites, muscots oftentimes turn out to be heavy drinkers of beer and liquor and party druggers themselves munching down the very pizza and fries that they lecture everyone for enjoying. Can also be spelled "muskit," "muscot," or "musscott," or "muscuit" ~ Alternative term: "Muscularian" ~ Name of the Muscuit's Disease: "Muscularia"

Hide the McDonald's bags; the muscots are about to come around, and I don't feel like debating health and lifestyle tonight.

by Quantum Singularity April 23, 2015

masscott

MA-SC(K)-OOTA or MSS-AKH-AD(T) *!! FOR PLURAL!!* This word comes from an arabic base meaning . It means Stupid or Dumb . You could use this word when your friend/s do something stupid or funny ! or you can use this as a way to call someone you hate ''dumb'' without them knowing !

sam is acting as a masscott ! Ugh she's annoying me .

by Xvngle December 7, 2018

Totes Mascrotes

A variation of totes magotes, an awkward attempt at a cool way to say "totally". Totes mascrotes indicates agreement that something is really lame.

"It really annoys me when people use the word literally and don't mean literally."

"Totes mascrotes."

by Samsquamtch March 16, 2010

massoth

To be the coolest person in a group or town.

"That bitch is the massoth of this place, she is fuckin awesome!"

by Massoth January 14, 2008

Miscotinous

A person who is smart but acts like an idiot

Tom is so miscotinous

by Wefh August 19, 2018

maskotosis

When your breath smells like absolute shit, so you’re basically hotboxing yourself with the sweet and sensual smell of straight asshole.

Sam: I forgot to brush my teeth this morning, so my mask smells like straight donkey ass
Me: Man that sucks, your gonna have to either exterminate or burn that mask
Sam: I can’t even be mad that you said that, because it’s true. Fuck maskotosis.

by PenisPump325 August 7, 2020

Lily Marcottee

A hot ass bitch who should show me her tits and let me eat her out. Honestly cute and funny. C’mon bro I pinky promise.

Dang, Lily Marcottee is looking fire tonight.

by SuckMeOffPlease April 15, 2020