Marines

I'm a marine, i made a 90 on my ASVAB. Ill bet your wife and kids that i wont be seeing war. One good thing about the Marines is that they do have brains enough to not kill of their intelligent ones.

Marines are the toughest, meanest, hardest going people on the planet. You other pussy in your ass hole branches can kiss a navy boys dick!

Army Guy: Dude ive been fucked in the ass so much its starting to look like a vagina!

Navy Guy: HOLY SHIT! It dose look like a vagina! Let me get some of that!

Air Force Guy: Sorry guys I'm going to go over here and play with my toy airplanes.

Navy Guy while fucking the Army Guy:

Fuck i wish i could get in the pants of those Marines. They look so fucking cute.

by Downwithyouall June 28, 2008

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marines U.S Marines Dutch Marines French whatever other nations failed attempts to copy the Royal Marines Commandos whos basic initial training is more than twice as long and comprehensive as copy corps of other nations.Proven in combat more effective than the U.S.M.C the rangers and even the much revered Sealswho by the way can't even map read properly! The original Green Berets long live the Bootneck

Royal marinesThe original special forces raised in the second world war to carry out commando raids against the nazis. Worlds specialists in arctic mountain amphibious jungle and desert warfare. Trained for endurance independance and aggression. Hoofing

by MacBee May 18, 2006

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Short-form name for ship-based infantry created by Henry VIII to kick the French's arse.
Royal Marine Commandos are the best equipped rapid-reaction shock/assault force on the planet - anyone who parachutes field artillery into place before the ground troops means business.
Praised by the French Foriegn Legion (there's irony for you); Russian Spetznaz; the USMC (but never in public, looks bad in the papers). These dudes are the second-best infantry unit... If only they could find the best...

George W. Bush: "Well, we need to open Iraq up for oil.. I mean, to secure worldwide democracy. Think I'll send the USMC in to clear the ground."
Tony "Poodle" Blair: "Don't worry, darling, I'll send the Royals in first, you know they love dying for no good reason. Now, please f*ck me up the a*se again? Please??"

by LucySkyDiamond April 8, 2005

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Men Army Rejected Intellengence Not Enough "Stupid"

Marines are the first ones in and the last one out.

example of why MARINES are the first ones in and last ones out: Army uses them as human shields going into battle, and has to drag them out when they are no longer needed.

by j1obscure February 5, 2009

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