manbearpig

A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina

Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig

by illicitintoxication September 7, 2016

manbearpimp

When Al Gore dresses up like manbearpig and makes money off his hoes.

manbearpimp (not Al Gore): "WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH?! I'M SUPER CEREAL!"
Sergeant Yates: "FREEZE, I'M A CYOP!"

by The guy that did that thing October 8, 2014

manbearpig

a being of awsomeness that is pushed around by Al Gore. he is currently living in a 5 bedroom house with sasquatch and the beastie boys. hopes to be president in the 2016 election. he may not know it but he is our only hope of ending the war. i mean c'mon, he could friggin take out 9000 terrorist in like 3 minutes.

manbearpig, a leader, a loner, a beast of pure awsomeness!

by cerealinator October 28, 2008

manbearpig

one who is nearly a man but is hairy and big like a bear who also has a pig like face.

In an episode in southpark a manbearpig is expressed.

by Erinn0707 March 13, 2009

manbearpolarpig

a deciple of the polar bear which slowly transformed into a human being also know by the 'kids' as a pig

hey look at ryan hes such a manbearpolarpig

by blackiexx4 July 4, 2008

Manbearpigged

To make someone spit up whatever they were drinking with a random comment, or joke.

"Hahaha, you totally just got manbearpigged!"

by Jfrench1345 February 5, 2009

Manbearpig

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.

Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."

by Cuntler November 14, 2011