manwich

A word describing the awkward situation where a a straight man is located, trapped, boxed in between 2 gay guys.

See that group of guys over there, that's a manwich.

by The mysterious beaver April 8, 2011

Manwich

A form of "sandwich" obtained from the Cock Buffet, which could include many toppings and sides such as, assorted nuts, cock, oil, vinegar, whip cream, honey, etc.

Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the cock buffet. I have a craving for a manwich this evening.

by Angus April 5, 2005

manwich

A sandwich prepared by a woman (ie. the way it should be). This sandwich is then consumed by a male, therefore making him feel like the man he deserves to be.

Woman: "Want a sandwich, honey?"
Man: "Only if you make it! I need a damn good manwich right now!"

by lololftw March 17, 2010

manwich

a sandwich made by a woman that is given to a man after he has sex with her

Person 1: Dude, did you hear he had sex with her?

Person 2: Yeah I also heard he got a manwich!

by Coginme_Azle May 17, 2010

Manwich

A loyal, Jason Biggs look alike, and trombone playing webmaster.

Our beloved manwich arrived casually into the meeting as embarrassment awaited him.

by JMash March 18, 2005

Maxi Manwhich

This involves a woman using a maxi pad for the entire duration of her menstrual cycle, and at the end of it she takes a nasty shit on top and then presents it to her man inside hamburger buns.

Did you hear what Lora did to Dave last week? She forced him to eat a Maxi Manwhich after she caught him cheating on her!

by anonymous March 10, 2018

Manwich

Threesome with 2 men and 1 woman.

She had always wanted to be the piece of meat in a Manwich.

by Hang10Trucker December 26, 2015