Mansprain

A sprain of your dick

"Doctor, last night I got a mansprain. Can you help?"

by Mega Absol September 12, 2017

Mathspreading

Discussing difficult math questions before a test rendering everyone nervous.

" That nigga just asked me what the area of a circle is. What a fucking mathspreader"
"Mathspreading is gonna get this nigga shot"

by SJW reaper October 26, 2018

megspread

When a woman consciously or subconsciously squats or spreads her legs inappropriately for a photo.

Don’t megspread Jessica! This picture is supposed to be in the yearbook!

by Ibiubuk October 3, 2022

mantread

To mantread
To sprint a fair distance, without stopping.

Usually, to walk this is about 3-7 minutes. To mantread, It can take from. 30s - 2 minutes. Making the journey faster, but you'll be tired in return.

1: Jesus man, why are you panting? It's only a 5 minute walk! Let me guess, did you mantread?
2: I... Yep, mantread.

by NuSkyFangirl January 1, 2024

Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman

Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!

by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023