Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy

Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.

by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013

mansaction

(n) Any commercial transaction in which no words are exchanged.

The guy at the coffee shop knows me well enough now that I don't need to tell him what I want. I just show up, hand him $1.99, and get my coffee. It's a total mansaction.

by adychka January 12, 2010

mangatron

When somebody is talking forever and they never shut up...

1. God Darwin..your such a mangatron!

by SoljahOfFate June 9, 2005

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

micro mansion

Term used for houses being constructed in the Burbank-Glendale Ca. area by Armenians. %60 of the cost of the house goes to marble, pillars, crown molding and water fountains in the front. usually a 2000 square foot house on a 3000 square foot lot. Also the micro mansion is built very tall, almost looking like 3 stories to give the effect of power and wealth, but usually is only 23 feet deep. Construction standards are mediocre to poor as you can see many flaws in the craftmanship of the house. Most micro-mansions are built after tearing down older, well built houses that were built with precision . Craftmanship is traded for image and flashiness.

The Hovarkians tore down that quaint little 3 bedroom to build that marble disaster. These micro mansions are ruining the property value of the area.

by 6 Pounds Soft February 23, 2007

Luigi's Mansion

One of the nicer complements you can give to someone.

He's Luigi's Mansion.

by The Funny Man69420 December 6, 2021

Playboy Mansion

Where men of money, fuck women of beauty, and laugh at the rest of world. Located in Holmby Hills section, of Los Angeles, CA, it is the "Playboy Mansion West", as the original Playboy Mansion was located in Chicago, IL.

I go to the Playboy Mansion, everytime I go out to LA. I do so because: a) I'm heterosexual and b) I'm fucking loaded.

by Pocono Moe October 31, 2011