“it’s that time of the month again, I have my manutd”
by Arabic period September 21, 2019
Get the Manutd mug.1) Somebody from Manchester. England's 6th largest city
2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".
A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?
2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".
A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?
by Hello Newman September 15, 2006
Get the mancunian mug.a woman with a beer gut so big, fat and full of stretchmarks. usually, woman with manguts are very loud and obnoxious. They have the worst sounding laughs, and everything they say makes you cringe.
why doesn't she wear clothes that fit? It's disgusting how that mangut always hangs out over her belt!
by chunterhater December 11, 2009
Get the mangut mug.Dude 1: Did you see that guy walking by with a chick on each arm?!
Dude 2: Schnap, that guy is such a mancube...
Dude 2: Schnap, that guy is such a mancube...
by Spoon9090 July 1, 2011
Get the mancube mug.An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).
straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.
down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?
straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...
down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?
straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...
by DavidS October 10, 2006
Get the mancation mug.Manchester United fan: I'm a true mancunian!
Manchester City fan: Who was Man U's top scorer in the 2003/2004 campaign?
Man U fan: Um..Beckham?
Manchester City fan: Who was Man U's top scorer in the 2003/2004 campaign?
Man U fan: Um..Beckham?
by Evil h. Weasel April 23, 2005
Get the Genuine Mancunian mug.by zutroy July 9, 2004
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