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Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.
Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*
by Allie Waters-Statan July 3, 2019
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Mallory

She is one the most beautiful human beings on earth, she’s extremely gorgeous and has a smile that brightens up anyone’s day, she has the personality of an angel, no one could ever reach the amount of perfection that she’s achieved. Everything about her is so unique, she’s caring, funny, and most of all adorable.
Please accept this, i gotta show this to mallory to impress her >:)
by axmforever December 2, 2019
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Mallorca

One of the most beautiful islands in the mediterranean sea. Typical for Mallorca is that women do not wear bikinis here.
- Hey dude, look at her! She doesnt have a bikini.
- Bro, we are on Mallorca. Thats normal.
- Yeah, I forgot
by Gringe37 August 28, 2021
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pop a mallory

Throw up so hard you tear your esophagus.
"Man I drank so much last night I thought i was going to pop a mallory as I prayed to the porcelain gods!"
by Peez February 8, 2007
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Mallorye

A girl with a Sperry boat shoe fetish.
Mallorye loves her Sperry's.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009
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Mallory

That one girl who you always hook up with at a party because she gives you the Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy and fucks your dick with her gorilla grip 2000 coochie.

She does not pass up on the dicks and will fuck anyone who walks in her path.

Her pussy has no off button. She will break your dick for satisfaction, yes you heard me BREAK YOUR DICK, and she will show no mercy so beware and stay safe from her.
“Yo last night I went to Micheals party and Mallory was there breaking dicks!”
by Ducttapegorilla July 31, 2020
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Mallori

Meaning bad luck. Derived from the latin word Mal, which means bad. To have this name, is to be prideful, arogant, but brilliant and gentle. Passion flows through the name, as well as pride and significance.
Mallori Shortridge worked in the field of Anthropology and had a keen eye for significant human interactions. Mallori's studies include cultures of, mexico, Peru, Ireland, and eventually New Guinea.
by Rachel Dean June 11, 2008
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