draco malfoy has been a very bad boy. a death eater at 16 and now he makes the girls scream. draco malfoy you know he makes me hot boy. i want him to deflower me like lavender or pansy. draco malfoy could be my boy toy. play him like exploding snap if i could get down on his lap. i love the way he talks with his sexy british drawl i love the way he makes his little house elves crawl. i love his gray eyes and his white blonde hair.
by toulousesbitch February 8, 2019
Get the draco malfoy mug.Someone who exhibits qualities befitting of a Malfoy. For example, taking objects that do not belong to ones self, behaving obnoxiously. Malfoy can also be used as a name to call someone in a stressful situation.
ex: "omg give me my mints back, you're such a malfoy!"
"how's it goin' malfoy?"
"malfoy!! please help me!"
"how's it goin' malfoy?"
"malfoy!! please help me!"
by malfoy:) April 29, 2010
Get the Malfoy mug.A character in Harry Potter who suffers from devilishly handsome good looks and amazingly passionate hatred (and secret gay love) for Harry Potter (who is always depressed not because of the dementors but because I instead have captured Deraco's evil Slytherin heart with my sexy butt under my robes and sensual wand wazing.)
Draco Malfoy: I'm hot, I am a wizard, and I will let you in my Chamber of Secrets anyday.
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, are you swooning over my Deathly Hallow?
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, don't be flabberghasted by my Sorcerer's Stone
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, are you swooning over my Deathly Hallow?
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, don't be flabberghasted by my Sorcerer's Stone
by S<3Draco April 22, 2009
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.Ash: I have a confession to make.
Nip: Yeah?.. Go on..
Ash: I'm obsessed with a guy who doesn't even exist!!!
Nip: Really? Er.. and who is that guy?
Ash: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-o
Nip: /:)
Nip: Yeah?.. Go on..
Ash: I'm obsessed with a guy who doesn't even exist!!!
Nip: Really? Er.. and who is that guy?
Ash: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-o
Nip: /:)
by ash loves choco April 3, 2008
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
by Justin December 2, 2004
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Get the Morro Malfoy mug.This is named after a sexual exploit where, while going down on a woman, a guy starts frantically ripping out her pubic hair with his teeth. Why? HE HATES HARRY! HE HATES HARRY!
by KrazyKo March 20, 2011
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