poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

Margery

an epic person, one who often hunts with a bow and quiver.
makes a great lover with fiery passion.

"Woah! Who brought that 14-point buck in for dinner?"
"Definitely Margery. Who else?"

by queenofwine October 2, 2013

mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.

"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."

by Rob squared May 24, 2008

Meggerz

A yaoi-loving sex goddess.

I know you like that Michel x Free action, but you're turning into a Meggerz!

You make me feel so good, you're a Meggerz!

by Annie December 31, 2003

Magners

A fantastic cider, best poured over lots of ice. A great drink enjoyed by men and women alike, summer and winter. Sponsors of Magners League, London Wasps, Edinburgh Rugby and Edinburgh Fringe. Tag line "Time dedicated to you".

Man: Would you like a drink, darling?
Woman: Yes, please - a Magners with ice would be smashing!

by Warty September 24, 2008

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

mabger

A very sexy name ngl bro
You should suck someone’s cock if they have this name

Oh shit it’s Michael mabger

by Abdo.M December 29, 2021