madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.

madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Grand Madame

An elegant, slightly risque librarian from Cessnock.

I've never met someone so ostrobogulous as the Grand Madame.

by Gropper June 21, 2022

madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.

nick, your sooch a madam hooch.

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.

Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!

by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 7, 2009

Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.

Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!

by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021

Madam Gazonga

A label used to refer to a woman you work or socialize with that is either a prima donna or has proven themselves to be a royal pain-in-the-ass. In addition to be used as a nick-name for a specific individual it can also be used generically to give a name to a stranger that does something stupid.

Madam Gazonga there just cut across 3 lanes without shoulder-checking.

by LKool July 11, 2007

Madam's Apple

When a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right... The adam's apple is clearly visible.

Guy 1: "That chick is soo hot, I'm gonna buy her a drink!"

Guy 2: "Dude... that chick has a Madam's Apple.. yeah... that's a guy...."

Guy 1: " Oh! Good save!!!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2: High Five!

by Ms. Cutthroatt January 9, 2010