Madame Adam

A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.

Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.

by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 15, 2011

Grand Madame

An elegant, slightly risque librarian from Cessnock.

I've never met someone so ostrobogulous as the Grand Madame.

by Gropper June 21, 2022

madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.

nick, your sooch a madam hooch.

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.

Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!

by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 7, 2009

Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.

Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!

by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021

Madam Gazonga

A label used to refer to a woman you work or socialize with that is either a prima donna or has proven themselves to be a royal pain-in-the-ass. In addition to be used as a nick-name for a specific individual it can also be used generically to give a name to a stranger that does something stupid.

Madam Gazonga there just cut across 3 lanes without shoulder-checking.

by LKool July 11, 2007

Madam's Apple

When a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right... The adam's apple is clearly visible.

Guy 1: "That chick is soo hot, I'm gonna buy her a drink!"

Guy 2: "Dude... that chick has a Madam's Apple.. yeah... that's a guy...."

Guy 1: " Oh! Good save!!!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2: High Five!

by Ms. Cutthroatt January 9, 2010