twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013

mira macho

Mira macho is an expresion used when you are angry or pissed off

Mira macho! Stop touching my balls

by SiMacho November 15, 2016

macho ibérico

A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"

Me pinto las uñas de color negro porque es un color de macho ibérico

by Eustakios December 19, 2019

Macho Chacho

a male who shows off excess amounts of masculinity to show that they are not homosexual when indeed they are

person one: did you see chris slap boxing joe?
person two: yeah that was so macho chacho.

by maddypat May 1, 2019

Macho Manned

A finishing move in sex during which the man exclaims “ooohhhh yeah” in a gruff voice.

My date last night was lame. At the end he Macho Manned me as his finishing move. Meh.

by Fuckfuckery September 1, 2019

macho faggot

A homosexual silver back gorilla with rabies.....

People ran in fear of the macho faggot when he needed a new pink sock.

by City goiter September 22, 2017