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Macbook

A ''computer'' made by Apple that serves no other purpose than the use of Social Media.
Fred: ''Dude, I need to check my Facebook''
Tom: ''Here, use this Macbook my parents got me, it's the only thing I use this $1000 piece of shit for''
Fred: ''Are you sure your parents are okay with you lending that thing to people?''
Tom: ''I don't fucking care, they didn't get me the white one, which I fucking asked for''
by I'mIronMan June 12, 2015
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machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.
by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017
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Maceo

A loyal and true friend deep down (really deep). Though most of the time tend to be a dumbass. They easily fall in love and stay true to their partner. They will always be there for you...though they may not text back right away....They will listen to your secrets and in turn tell you theres. Truly a great person. Maceo's always stand by there friends. Sadly they are often hurt emotionally (by a rejection or a romantic partner). After many setbacks anyone would loose hope especially Maceo's please remind them(him) not to give up. Expect great things though they may need help getting there. Being friends with a Maceo will be one of best decisions you've ever made.
That dumbass Maceo asked a girl out again.
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MacForce

MacForce:
Newfags and PCfags can't MacForce.
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BOB: Dude, i just learned how to MacForce from this chick 'Madilyn' on /b/. She's our queen now.

JOE: WTF is a MacForce?
BOB: This, check it out.

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JOE: Shit's pretty cash. But I have a PC, I can't do it.
by Madilyn42 January 18, 2010
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Machole

- noun

1. A user of Apple Macintosh products who exerts his/her snobby, self-appointed superiority in speech, glances, facial-expressions or general attitude.

a. A type of asshole (v.7)

2. A Mac user who thinks they're better than you because of their electronic consumption habits and lets you know it whenever they can.

3. Anyone with an Apple product (iPhone, iPod, Mac Book, etc.) who bought purely for the *perceived* cool-factor or entertainment value.

a. see also: "sheep" - "lemming"
Person 1: "Hey, I need a hand with this design project. I can't get this file to open properly."

Machole: "Oh, I see your problem. You shoulda bought a Mac."

Person 1: "No, I've done it before, I just don't know why it isn't working right this time."

Machole: "Still. It'd be better on a Mac. I could spend a good 30 minutes telling you why Macs are better, but I gotta get going. See ya later."

Person 1: "What a Machole."
by waxrascal October 26, 2009
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MacDuff's

An exorbitantly over-priced shit hole of a restaurant located on the corner of 4th and Pine St. in Jamestown NY. Owned by a pompous, senile, and downright unpleasant crazed man affected by severe PTSD, MacDuff's is infamous for catering to approximately 50 gullible, senile, and rich old people annually, as well as being one of the greater rip-offs in the western hemisphere. No one likes the place, except those whose brains have become victim to severe atrophy and are lured into the establishment by the aforementioned owner's domineering demeanor. MacDuff's is one of those places that would be better off not existing, along with the assface of an owner.
Hey, what smells like rotten fish, death, cold cream, and napalm???

Oh, it's only MacDuff's. You get used to it after a while.
by 3rd St. Cowboy May 25, 2010
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Tom Macdonald

A MAGA rapper that believes he knows the “truth” and is smarter than everyone else. Can be used as an adj as well while referring to someone who believes in conspiracy theories and MAGA propaganda.
by ARealAmericanHero May 19, 2022
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