j'lyssa

Is a girl who is always funny but doesnt try to be and she never finish her work sometimes she has to copy. J'lyssa loves to dance and is a good friend. But if u mess with her she'll fight! She is also lit and very talented!

I WISH I WAS J'lyssa!

by Taylorwalkers May 9, 2018

dirty lyssa

In a maddened almost rabbit state in the act of coitus whilst foaming at the mouth the Lyssa will pounce on you scratching and clawing like a wild animal. She becomes overpoweringly strong as she forces you down and flips you over and wielding the mystical weapon the Glaive she begins to slay you from behind until climax causes her to shout the name of her home world “kkkkkkkrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!”

Hey man how did your date go last night? She pulled the dirty Lyssa on me and I’m in the ICU so I’d say it went pretty well

by Drexxy June 10, 2020

Anal Lysis

Death of the anal tissue. Contracted when analyzing something too long.

Sir, we have analyzed your sample and it seems you have... anal lysis

by dosers June 20, 2020

Lesus

1. A fake messiah like the one invented by the Romans. His name is honored on gold coins issued by the Vatican.
2. A horny lesbian.

1. Where Lesus name lieth, may riches cometh.
2. Lesus was a Scissor Sisters fan.

by Option 22 October 12, 2013

anal-lyses

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Lyssa Bomgaars

When doin a superman dat hoe, strawberry shortcake, red sock, angry pirate, sandy seagul, roman war helmet, and alaskan pipeline all in the same night.

Wow you two did a Lyssa Bomgaars last night?

by Im not Josh Strange... October 13, 2007

Lyssy Noel

Lyssy Noel is i famous youtuber and tiktoker, she streams on the live app twitch.shes most known from her arcade videos before quarantine but now she posts creepy videos.she is super unproblematic and nice!i am a fp for her...you literally see her name in my username..

P1:eww Lyssy Noel disrespected muslims

P2:honey get ur fax right and stop trying to cancel unproblematic people like Lyssynoel

by Cutie.lyssy January 5, 2021