Lumphus maximus

Severe lumps on top of the head ,; caused by blunt force trauma to the skull

After hearing Rico suave put the moves on his wife ,he pounded him in the head causing him to develop a case of lumphus maximus ! Are you back your neck your back your shoulders your feet

by Powderglyceride1369 October 15, 2018

lyophyllum

EDIBLE MUSHROOM FOUND IN NORTH AMERICA, GROWS IN CLUSTERS ON DISTURBED SOIL. WHITE SPORE PRINT
ALSO KNOWN AS FRIED CHICKEN MUSHROOMS

I found lyophyllum mushrooms and fried them up as a trail side nibble

by deermeat January 31, 2019

lamphumper

Someone who has/had sex with you or has/has sex with someone to the point that it shakes the plugin for any nearby lights out of the walls.

My electric bill went down after last night, you sexy lamphumper!

by Pyrogenetic June 16, 2019

lumphidimous

The act of being lumphid

I am very lumphidimous

by QBbeast December 30, 2019

Lymp

a funny, intelligent but above all sexy girl. She is the perfect woman everyone would dream of having.

Lymp is not a common name because it is a first name.

by Madsbabe June 11, 2020

lamphs

Big heart and dick. Likes to take the ability of walking from his wife! Is literally perfect in any other way

“Omg this dude is so hot”

“Obviously he is a Lamphs!”

by Lamphs wife November 20, 2021

Lamphs

Big heart and dick! Likes to take the ability of walking from his wife. Total hottie and perfect in all ways

“Omg this dude is so hot”
“Obviously bro he is a Lamphs”

by Lamphs wife November 20, 2021