Vorne Links

The place at a party or event where you will be finding the real ones.

Yo Enri, where's Leo? Yeah bro, he's real raver and thus he's obviously vorne links!

by captivitio October 13, 2019

Bum Lungs

When a person (mainly female) speaks at such a rate and for so long that they must be inhaling oxygen through their anus to stay alive.

She spoke for two minutes straight, she must be using her bum lungs.

by bigpiece June 17, 2020

Lunsford

An extremely attractive, highly intelligent, super courteous, and extraordinarily successful male with an incredibly charming sense of humor. Women find these men wonderfully satisfying in every way and commonly refer to them as the total package. Originally from the Southeast and known as Southern Gentlemen wherever they go, Lunsfords have been spotted across the Rocky Mountains and as far west as California. Lunsfords are often flanked by other Lunsfords and as a group they are collectively known as Lunsford Brothers.

Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #1: My man is absolutely awesome. He’s handsome, polite, funny, owns his own jet, and is a tremendously satisfying lover.

Unimaginably Gorgeous Lady #2: Wow! He sounds like a real Lunsford, does he have a Brother!?

by SouthernGentleman August 24, 2016

Chunka Lunka

A person that is a chunk of lard. Very fat and obese. Does not enjoy physical activity and as a result is enormous in size.

Nicole: WHOA ! Look at her , DAYUUM ! How do you get that big ? O.O

Lily: WOW ! What a Chunka Lunka...

by chubbles online May 9, 2010

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Lunk Alarm

Something made up by the insecure people who run Planet Fitness (Planet Fatness) gyms. They set it off when anyone remotely dedicated to training is in the area. They claim to be a "judgement-free" gym, yet ironically they won't even let those who they deem "lunks" into their facility. The people don't want to "be intimidated" by fit gym goers, yet the only thing intimidating them is their own insecurities.

Planet Fatness Worker: He looks like he might actually be strong and dedicated to his training...what a lunk! Set off the lunk alarm!

by pbjoe June 18, 2009

links

Putting too many links in your definition is fucking annoying.

This is too many links.

by 0110001001101001011101000110001101101000 July 26, 2007