midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Lunar de Mayo

The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?

Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized

by lunarlovers August 18, 2011

lunar storm

Seems like a nice person. Always full of good ideas and nice to talk to. Seems very friendly and always willing to talk.

Lunar Storm is a nice friend.

by Mot Studios November 15, 2004

Lunar Eclipse

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.

It was all fun and games until my moon had a lunar eclipse.

by Davion Grey October 8, 2017

Lunar Chirp Monster

A rare breed of coon commonly frolicking in the inner city of Detroit.

if you are not careful a lunar chirp monster may impregnate your sister.

by Dr. Phill October 1, 2003

Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.

It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

by clam baker III November 23, 2009

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016