lardcore

adj. 1. (parody) A mispronunciation of the term "hardcore" now used to describe the morbidly obese.

also "lardXcore"

Oh. My. God. Sam Conners is SO lardcore.

by Aryq November 17, 2006

lardling

A morbidly obese child.

The lardling draped herself over the subway seat like a voluminous curtain.

by Bobenstein August 28, 2005

Lard Nugget

one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.

James get off the couch u lard nugget

by weinersrus March 11, 2011

Lardo

A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT

I love my cat she’s such a little lardo

by Urban man 69 June 12, 2020

lad lard

The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.

When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.

by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004

lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

lard bucket

A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be

Man that bird's a lard bucket

by alishabeth June 12, 2008