lowbob

Code word for fellatio. A corruption of blowjob.

Me: Sorry I missed your call, I was getting a lowbob.
Friend: A what? *pause* Oh....

by Mamarillas January 11, 2005

Lolmonster

Something you say when you hear a joke that is utterly and insanely hilarious. An awesome word used by only awesome people. If you make fun of someone who uses this word, you are lame because it is the coolest word in the universe.

Boy: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

Brunette: I dont know , tell me.

Boy: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Brunette: OMG.... lolmonster!!! such an epic joke!!

by MarilenaAwesome March 29, 2011

dew neh low mo

An ancient vulgar Japanese/Chinese swear expression used very derogatorily with a meaning roughly..."you stinking motherless whore" or "up your mother's..."

Paul : "You'll leave the office when your work is done and not before!"

Choy: "dew neh low mo" (said under her breath....)

by Josef Gramsci April 29, 2008

Lowdown

When you need to get to the point of something. This word is commonly used when you are trying to use 'hip' words with your friends so you won't seem like a complete loser.

Jack: So what do you want to do on Friday?
Lindsay: I have no clue jack, give me the lowdown on what you would like to do
Jack: Lindsay your so hip! Teach me your ways.

by omgmorganshutup August 4, 2012

Lomo

Often used in place of lmao (laughing my air- I mean ass out). Stands for "Laughing off my outie-hole" .

Friend 1: Bruh Ninja died of ligma!
Friend 2: LOMO XD
Friend 1: Bruh shit ain't funny

by Alien Howard July 21, 2018

Lowcountry Montessori

Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.

Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.

by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019

Lomotif day

A national day that’s on April 26th where you post a edit/video of yourself from the app “lomotif”

Kacey: hey what are you making?

Mayan: a lomotif of myself for lomotif day

by Lexi.collins April 23, 2019