Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.

Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.

by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014

Fun Locker

A vagina. Done.

"Yyyyup, she let me spend the night in her fun locker. IF you know what I mean?"

by Chet Biggenston July 26, 2015

Murphy's Locker room Law

When you select a locker in an empty locker room, the next person coming back to their locker will be right next to yours. If they happen to enter at the exact moment you're putting on your underwear, then their locker will be on the opposite side of you and they'll have to shuffle by uncomfortably close.

Me: (putting on underwear in the locker room)
Next guy: oh hi, I need to slip past you to get to my locker; hope you don't mind.
Me: No problem; it's Murphy's Locker room Law.
Next guy & Me: chuckle chuckle chuckle

by Grute Man August 27, 2017

lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.

"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night

by wyse May 20, 2008

Locker Room Talk

The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.

by SpyderNinja July 29, 2009

locker

Storage for tiny people.

Let's go shove Ned in a locker.

by BB48 October 23, 2005