loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

Loading Dock

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.

Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.

by Eman1187 May 5, 2009

Side Loading

The act of having sex while both parties are laying on their sides.

Victor said he enjoyed side loading Lisa so he can watch TV at the same time.

by Brown TeaPot September 10, 2009

Trunk Loading

v. The act of engaging in anal sex, can apply to a male or female on the receiving end

Grocery checkout guy: "Hey ma'am, need some help loading your trunk?"

Old Lady: "I stopped Trunk Loading years ago, son. Thanks for the offer though!"

by Dreamy Remy September 25, 2009

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

nico-loading

Intensely smoking one or more cigarettes in anticipation of a period where one will not be able to smoke such as a plane journey or interminable work meetings. Like carbo-loading but slightly less healthly.

Outside the airport, you can see the huddle of smokers nico-loading in anticipation of their journeys.

by correctionalshoesboy March 23, 2009

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013