Kali Linux

A Linux distribution meant for ethical hacking. Often used by defenseless people to make threats

"I used Kali Linux to attack my friends WiFi router" "Bro WTF"

by Sergeant-_-Savage October 5, 2020

Linus

Sexiest man alive

Oh do you see Linus ?
He's soo hot. I want to be his girlfriend

by oOBlueDemonOo August 6, 2017

Linux OCD

A mental illness often suffered by Linux users who insist everyone and everything should use Linux.

Categorized by frequent repetition of tasks the likes of "sudo pacman -Syu" or "neofetch"
Can also be categorized by constant tinkering, or insistence that it was the sufferer who broke the system.

Arch Linux user's terminal history: "yay -Syu\n neofetch\n neofetch\n sl | lolcat\n yay -Syu\n..."
Arch Linux user: "I had a productive day today."
Reasonable person: "Mate, you have Linux OCD, you spend 7 hours checking for package updates and running neofetch and sl..."

by sid_ March 14, 2021

Arch Linux Users

A toxic race of fat people that assert dominance over Ubuntu users.

See: Arch Linux, Third Reich

(Person 1): I can’t install arch!! Can someone help?
(Arch Linux Users): www.archlinux.org/read-the-fucking-manual

by Winux October 12, 2023

Linux from scratch

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.

WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO

by Zsh4 January 9, 2022

Arch linux user

A person who uses arch Linux on their computer, thinks they are superior to everyone else. Very rude to everyone and repels every woman in a 95-mile radius.

new linux user: how do i fix this bug?
Arch linux user: Get lost. Read the fucking manual you idiot! Very easy to fix.
ubuntu user: this is my setup
Arch linux user: bruh imagine using ubuntu💀💀💀

by Coolboy300 June 7, 2023

Linus Tech Tips

an awesome Canadian YouTuber who does cool things with pc's like stick 2 in one case and makes everything better by adding RGB.

Me: Hey, did you see the latest Linus Tech Tips video?
Friend: Oh yeah it was awesome he water cooled the fastest mac on the planet

by linusfan January 15, 2020