Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.
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She's better than all the other girls.
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The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
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