library jacker 

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

library jacker by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

library lunchbox kids 

kids who hang out by the library, usually have lunchboxes of retro cartoons, and play guitars and hackysack

Dude, whats up with those library lunchbox kids dancing in the rain and hugging trees?

library lunchbox kids by bobbo wilkes April 27, 2004

library shits

the feeling that some people get when they walk into a bookstore or library and immediately have the urge to take a big crap.

i was going to the library to study but i only got in about 5 minutes of study time before the library shits kicked in....

library shits by assassassin123 September 2, 2009

library belly 

The result of spending large amounts of time in the library before a deadline or exam. Lack of exercise and constant snacking on biscuits results in a notable increase in body mass especially around the waist.

"All those biscuits have given me a serious case of library belly that I need to work off before the holiday."

library belly by Magrac May 8, 2010

library nazi

A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No loud talking". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto asses.

Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi

library nazi by Babaoube June 2, 2006

Library Position 

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.

Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.

Library Position by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009

library rave

A terrible sounding event that surprisingly turns out to be a total grindfest.

Dude you aren't going to that lame Library Rave are you???

Yeah man, all those hot freshmen.

library rave by roman349 February 7, 2013