A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.
"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."
by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010
When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.
by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010
noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.
by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021
by Teajae April 14, 2006
a huge black tomb where books of information and secrets full of weaponry and powers to destroy humanity, angels and God himself
by @tikifaces_ October 25, 2019
A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!
You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!
by libraryeyes May 30, 2010