LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.

Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"

by DiskoStikk June 22, 2009

fat Leonard

The poof on top of a beenie, fluff ball, or hairy thang

Hey girl, im diggin that fat Leonard!

Check out that fat leonard, mutha fuckas bouncin like shiiit

by therob11 August 6, 2014

dirty leonard

When you have sex with someone you are not attracted to. Right before climax you pull out and piss on them, while crying. You then proceed to masturbate alone to finish.

Person A - "Hey how's it going man?"
Person B - "Yeah I'm doing fine I guess..."
Person A - "You sure man? Looks like you've been served a dirty Leonard again."
Person B - "Yeah... Maybe I should get a divorce, it's the third time she's done it this week."

by LockAndBoat May 10, 2020

leonard dipracio

leonardo dicaprio but spelled better

leonard dipracio is literally the hottest man to exist

by leonard dipracio November 28, 2020

Leonard Tosser

The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.

That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!

by Mundacheese December 25, 2014

leonard money

When you have money to afford solar panels and go on cruises every month.

Yo Laz I made 40 hours of overtime this Check.
Laz: Damnnnn Manny you’re making that leonard money.

by Mysteryman B November 20, 2017

Leonard Moretti

Professional rat wrestler; sound effects master

Me: ugh I hate that teacher
You: yo Leonard Moretti is my main hoe!!!

by peaceoutcheesebags February 10, 2019