The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

leaning like a cholo

a vato or vata from the hood, who only knows how to dance like a cholo or chola, elbows up side to side, rocking left to right.

Latino's know how to do the dance called leaning like a cholo.

by s pacheco November 29, 2007

Vladimir Lenin

The man whose revolution created the Soviet Union and ultimately lead to the death of millions worldwide. Ironically, he now serves capitalism as the subject of t-shirts for the politically and historically uninformed.

"Dude, look at my new t-shirt; it has Vladimir Lenin on it! Now people will think I'm an idealistic rebel!"

by PHATErik November 8, 2007

lebnin

A.) A terrible experience.
B.)A horrid state of boredom.
C.) A small town in central Kentucky known for it's abundant supply of Marijuana.

"Man, this movie is so lebnin."

by jimmy_thompson October 25, 2006

Legnitto

An elite group of Italians that have mass produced.To be the best, and carry a legacy of Italian godliness.

I wish i was a Legnitto!

by Googly boogly January 14, 2008

Leanie

the coolest mofo in town yo, she the shit everything she does is the shit, usually has a squad wit her dont fuk wit her. she kicks incredible dope shit all the time theres nothing she cant put her mind to and complete she will take you up to any dare so dont dare say she cant do it.
she awesome doh
dashit

damn what a leanie

shes like leanie

by unseenterror September 30, 2011