Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.

I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.

by mattheweb October 12, 2023

Nerd Penis Length

The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)

Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.

by pitchblackflame October 8, 2011

average penis length

Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.

The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"

by I be dat dude December 5, 2009

worth a length

when you see someone youd'e like to fuck

look at that slut, shes worth a length

by oli plant January 26, 2007

About a dicks length

Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart

Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?

Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***

All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)

by tuggertugger September 23, 2015

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

black penis length

Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.

I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.

by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021