three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 30, 2005

crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

by Lokiikol May 31, 2010

Boobie-Length

Secret man code for letting your hair stylist know she can cut your hair anyway she wants to as long as she rubs her boobies on you during the process.

What haircut today? Boobie-Length, he replied with a boyish grin.

by Goldthing December 28, 2011

Text length

Having a desire to maintain communication with someone without actually speaking on the phone. Similar to arm's length but more high tech.

Friend: "Johnny's really cool."

Me: "I wouldn't know. He talks so much that I try to keep a text length distance from him."

by Jwil August 31, 2013

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

resting length

The length of a fully flaccid penis.

"Bro, I got a eight inch dick!"

"Is that 8 inch resting length?"

"No, it's two inches resting length."

by Red Cup of Tea March 15, 2025