Dutch lemonade

The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.

The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.

by Hal Jorgensen (2) August 20, 2010

skanky lemonade

a very strong alcoholic cocktail made from traditional raspberry lemonade and a high proof vodka. Originated from San Luis Obispo, CA.

After a few sips of skanky lemonade the floor jumped up and hit me.

by Cindymajumblar November 9, 2011

Pink Lemonade

A sweet drink consisting of lemonade and pink flavoring. :)

Me: well I’m was writing lyrics in a song, and I was gonna use pink lemonade to describe a cute sweet girl. I went on urban dictionary to make sure it wasn’t dirty and when I was wrong I wrote my own definition because I liked that lyric.

by Anxious_Noodle December 7, 2019

making lemonade out of lemons

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

Leonard Cohen

Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer-songwriter, poet and novelist. He was told that he was too old for music in the 60's. His music has been enjoyed and covered by people the world over. He wrote the only decent Jeff Buckley song, had an affair with Janis Joplin and was ordained a Buddhist monk in 1996, while remaining jewish... some... how...

his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com

also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"

nick cave - "i love leonard cohen"
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"

"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea

by sincerly l. cohen May 26, 2008

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

Leonard Ball

He hated fat people.

*Shows bench with five arm rests put close together, so you have to be slim in order to sit down.* "In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people"

by TelephoneKiosk November 29, 2010