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leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.
if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

Hot Lemonade 

When you're getting a blow job, but you pee in her mouth
I to told her I was about to cum, but pissed instead. Totally gave her the hot lemonade

Lemontricity 

The energy created when using lemons as batteries.
Look at the lemontricity at work in this globe.
Lemontricity by ElephantTeacher February 25, 2020

lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

Lemongrab 

A yellow, lemon-headed, man-shaped character from adventure time. Lemongrab has anger issues and he sends people to candy dungeon if they don't follow his rules. Lemongrab was created by Princess Bubblegum and he has an identical brother.
Person 1: Have you seen that Lemongrab guy on adventure time?
Person 2: You mean the guy who yells, "Unacceptable!" and "One million years dungeon!"?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Yeah, he's weird, but funny.
Lemongrab by Captain Vince Clortho September 12, 2014

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.
Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.