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lego

Prefix meaning false, fake, counterfeit, unsatisfactory, disappointing, or insufficient. Similar to pseudo.

Derives its meaning from the stark and often disappointing contrast between real world things and their Lego™ play-set equivalents.
"Dude, I thought you said you bought a laptop."
"It's technically called a netbook -- it's smaller and more convenient than a full-size laptop, but it's still a laptop."
"Whatever man, that's a lego-laptop."
by zgx October 19, 2009
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lego

1. code for sex. see jenga
2. interlocking plastic blocks that cost a fortune.
1. "hey dude, you wanna play lego?"
"you suck at lego"
2. "i found all my old lego"
by jilldo December 28, 2003
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to lego or lego up refers to anal sex,most commonly gay butt sex. Derives from interlocking qualities of lego blocks.
Brandyn is so hot, I'd lego with that fine man.

whatever tommy, I'm tired of your fagspeak.
by Lemur pie August 7, 2008
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Lego

A singular form of the noun 'Legos.' Legos are many interlocking bricks that are used to build many things, and the only limit is your imagination! Side effects of using Legos may include pain in feet, loss of Legos, Legos being eaten by small children or animals, or creations being destroyed by careless family or friends. Do not use Legos if you are drunk or have poor vision. Always pick up every single Lego you play with, as not following this safety rule may lead to side effects listed above.
Person 1 "Dude! I can't find one of my Legos!"
Person 2 "I'll help you look... I don't see - OW! Found it."
by Kitkatz77 July 12, 2016
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A military device that is used to cause immense pain and even cripple an enemy when stepped on. Can also cause death if stepped on while barefoot.
by Fantastic Fern November 22, 2018
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legoing

When multiple bros chain anal sex together in a straight line. Either standing or laying down on stomaches, backs, or sides. Therefor "stacking" each other, like Lego pieces.
Hey bro, did you hear Chad and Dom went legoing without us last night?
Fuck bro, I heard they got to 3 pieces.
by dojobros69 February 1, 2017
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I used to know a black guy who talked like this. He would say to a woman "Lego this way" and she would reply with something like "Lego of me!" I don't know why the guy left the letter t out of everything he said. He seemed like a nice guy.
You heard her, she said lego. Lego.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2017
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