The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

loose leafing

The insertion of female genitals into someone's mouth, often as a prank when the person receiving it is asleep with their mouth open. It is the female analogue of teabagging.

After Jeremy fell asleep last night, Sara was loose leafing him as his mouth was wide open.

by Vreenak June 21, 2016

Greasy Leaving

After nutting on a partners back, stand up and drop a saucy deuce in the same area previously nutted on, then back up and run full force and slip and slide on your shizz mixture out the front door.

“Yo, how was your night with Tay Tay?”
“‘Twas delightful. We had relations and upon producing my ejaculate, I pulled a greasy leavings betwixt her scapula, post haste!”

by Rey McSriff November 14, 2019

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

Leaning Tower Of Penis

When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.

Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010

leaning like a cholo

a vato or vata from the hood, who only knows how to dance like a cholo or chola, elbows up side to side, rocking left to right.

Latino's know how to do the dance called leaning like a cholo.

by s pacheco November 29, 2007

Leamington Spa

Leamington Spa is a wealthy town in Warwickshire, it has more high street shops and amenities than an average town of it's size because it has a wealthy population, also it adjoins Warwick and Whitnash to form a much bigger conurbation, and neither of those towns have much in their centres, so all the shops and most of the night-life is in Leamington. Many of the amenities lie on the border between Leam and Warwick. The river Leam runs through the town and near constant parks run along it, Leam is also what local people like to call Leamington for short.

I got lost in Leamington Spa.

by ajuk November 22, 2009