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Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."
by Roogz April 9, 2008
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Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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Layan

the best person to ever exist she is so damn gorgeous and sweet she is the bestest friend you could ever have her name is the cutest ever you should be friends with her 100%
Layan is the best period
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laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.
by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003
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Layani

Layani is Beautiful and Strong. She always wants help and love for people even f she doesn't know them. If you ever meet a Layani never let go of her. She will always love you and care for you even in your worse times. Layani can be sassy and and bossy but she is like to the ppl who she loves the most. Her name is powerful just like her additude's. When you make her sad or mad a lot of people have her back, so you better watch out. Layani is a Queen when you treat her right but when you get her pissed off its , "Off with Your Head".
"Man did you see Layani last night she was so beautiful and confident."
"Yeah I know that's why I'm dating her! She is so confident and Sassy. I love her!"
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laying low

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.
i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite
by stashd July 7, 2008
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layne (male)

An amazing man that is very loving and very kind, most likely very handsome aswell. If any girl is to have a man named Layne as a friend or a boyfriend perhaps, they should never let him go.
My boyfriend Layne (male)is so amazing and so kind.
by Diverging October 8, 2017
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