Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.

"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching

by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed

Whoa. Pretty bubbles.

by Acid God February 26, 2003

Lafalaise

Lafalaise is a beautiful French/Creole last name. It basically means a very deep cliff in the mountains. It is so easy to write this name in cursive and flows together beautifully. A lot of people pronounce it entirely wrong, but it is not difficult: "la-fa-lez." This last name is unique and divine, pure beauty.

Mr. and Mrs. Lafalaise lived a happily ever after in the mountains in Paris.

by DorJun November 16, 2011

lalalala

It's what you say when you've been in your house all weekend studying/working/doingyourstupidf*ckinghomework and on the verge of going literally insane and since you are going so delirious you say random stuff, like lalalala.

Dude: *working on Math* lalalala (and then talking to self) lalalala (and then talking to imaginary friend) lalalala.

by GabGabyGabby January 23, 2012

lavalampation

When someone messes up your lava lamp

What in lavalampation??

by ilikeapplesauce1234abcdef September 17, 2017

lava lamp dance

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!

Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!

by CK7 July 16, 2006

Lavadog

1. The result of a tornado descending upon an active volcano (torcano), lavadogs occur when a lavabomb hits the ground and creates a new lava flow, typically many miles away from the original volcano.
2. Any dog that has somehow been overcome with or fallen into lava. Lavadogs tend to be somewhat evil and extremely hot to the touch.

1. A lavadog from that torcano on Mt. St. Helens was seen flowing right down Main Street in downtown Portland.
2. My dog used to be really friendly, until he fell into that pit of lava. Now he is a typical lavadog, always biting and burning me.

by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009