The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

by The Anonymous Hound September 4, 2020

Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.

Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."

by DangerFinger September 17, 2015

Lava Drops

Fiery drops of liquid shit. Generally released in small spurts and drops due to the sheer burn and anal clenching. Brought on by poor dietary choices.

Too many jalapeños on my nachos yesterday caused the lava drops today.

Someone was in the stall pinching off lava drops. Sounded pretty painful.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Lava Cheese

The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.

I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.

by Astexix December 9, 2010

lava shot

when something inside of a roll shoots out on to the outside of your mouth

i was eating a pizza roll but when i bit in to it lava shot me on my chin and it burned

by bailey3 June 17, 2011

lava juiced

When an astronaut jizzes in another astronauts helmit to make it look like a lava lamp inside.

"Dude, do you think Neil Armstrong ever got lava juiced?"

"What the fuck is wrong is you? But yeah he probably did."

by Jaysaac chobes January 22, 2013

Lava Loon

Lava Loon is a strategy from the Mobile game Clash Royale. Lava Loon is when you spread out your opponents ass cheeks by using the cards lava hound and balloon. This combo of cards is commonly known as gay rape.

This man is using lava loon. I might as well bend over.

by handledaddy June 25, 2021