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abort launch 

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.
Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.
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Hard Launch

An explicit and purposeful announcement of a romantic relationship, usually announced on social media.
Did you see Lizzo announced a Hard Launch with her new man on Instagram?!
Hard Launch by Mortessa February 7, 2023

nuclear launch detected 

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.
1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..
nuclear launch detected by G..... October 9, 2005

Cheese Launch 

When you stop at a light and woah, hold on a second, its the dober bros, so you whip out some cheese singles and fling them at their expensive car that they got from their videos exploiting and doing stupid faked challenges.
Person in car- "Hey are you the dobre brothers?"

Dobre bros- "Ya"

(does cheese launch and whips cheese at the side of their car)
Cheese Launch by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

squid launch 

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.
I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!
squid launch by yap2 September 22, 2015

Soft launch 

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.
Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!
Soft launch by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*