I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

watermelon diet

The "Watermelon Diet" is the term used to describe the rapid weight loss that accompanies the late stages of a terminal illness, more specifically the AIDS virus. The term was coined by a lifelong closeted homosexual performer, Liberace, who close to the end of his life publicly denied having the AIDS virus, and instead attributed his recent weight loss a result of a "watermelon diet" he was on.

1. - Did Freddy Mercury have full blown AIDS when Queen recorded "The Show Must Go On"?
-Yeah, he was really thin, he was definitely on the "watermelon diet"

2. - Hey Dave you look like you lost some weight? Either your taking really good care of yourself or you're on the "watermelon diet?"

by johnteb September 26, 2010

watermelon sugar

a word that has been trending on urban dictionary for the past like 2 years

also a harry styles song

person 1: did you see watermelon sugar got over 3 billion streams on spotify?
person 2: no way

person 1: why is watermelon sugar still trending on urban dictionary??
person 2: idk bro

by spicy cucumbers July 9, 2021

watermelon transfer

The phenomenon where someone gives you grief (aka, shoving a watermelon up your rectum) because they've been given grief by someone else.

Fuck, that Project Manager just did a watermelon transfer on me because his shit bomb project is behind on schedule!

by 3nigm@ October 19, 2011

Watermelon sugar

Slang for eating pussy

“I had some nice watermelon sugar”

by 17birds August 20, 2020

watermelon

According to Craigslist, a term used in Washington DC to describe liberals.

A liberal is green on the outside, red on the inside, in short a watermelon.

by builderbob58 August 7, 2019

Watermelon Foot

When a dark stinky sambo gets diabetes and then doctors have to chop off his or her foot.

That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.

by the "R" February 25, 2012