vassifieds

Pretty much the same as assifieds but a/(the) vaginal verson

Hey I found this hottie on the vassifieds

by '70Boss 429 mustang August 11, 2023

yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.

Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.

by lanananananana October 1, 2023

sassified

Someone who wasn't previously sassy being made to be sassy

My sister was suddenly sassified out of nowhere last night

by RFTGHBGVFGHJ April 7, 2024

Classified

I can reasonably infer that if it IS the case that you, oh... I don't know, have been locked out in some capacity...

Hym "That it would be kept classified. Only the people with the relevant security clearance would know whether or not what I'm talking about is happening and they are likely trying to avoid a panic... But THEY would still know... And the people who SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON... For some reason DON'T or CAN'T GET RESULTS and are lying to buy themselves more time... It is IMPERATIVE... That you DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING... Do not violate the terms of service... If it even LOOKS AS THOUGH you are about to violate the terms... It could be very bad for everybody... Someone need to stop pretending and it isn't me..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

gassified

basically when some nigga shittalks u or does something cringe but u have a photo of them so you use viggle ai and incredible gassy them

if this ever happens to you you should probably:
- never in your life post photos of yourself ever again
- gassy them back
- bowser gassy (its worse than incredible gassy)

me: bro this guys such a bitch
guy: what u gonna do abt it
me: yk i got photos of you
guy: fuck im gonna get gassified

by werykul October 7, 2025

bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014

Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019