to get laid

(to) have sex

Want to get Laid? = Want to have sex?

by Christmas29 November 28, 2013

Lardeous

Someone who has a foot fetish and loves to clean toenails. She begs the people in her life to clean their tootsies. She loves attention, and is scared of losing her sisters. She pronounces "d"s instead of "th" in word. She has a twisted, and violent sense of humor... sort of like a demonchild.

OMG... that Julie is sooooo lardeous...

by Redbrownhairedbitches February 28, 2010

Lardizabal

People with this surname have some serious swag. So much swag , that you'll most likely want to kill yourself for not having that much swag.

Person 1: "I woke up to go get me a coldpop, I thought somebody was barbequin'.. Then I thought of a Lardizabal and I got bronchitis!"
Person 2 : "Damn gurl, ain't nobody got time for dat!"

by jenna hamilton. March 19, 2013

laid tracks

When you leave marks in the toilet bowl

Dennis laid tracks for everyone after him to see

by Ochoi212 July 1, 2017

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

skinny lard

people who are skinny but not at the same time

Manny is a skinny lard

by The Taz January 30, 2019

bucket o' lard

An insult to make people feel bad about them self.

Tynan is a Bucket O' Lard.

by Crack A Lackin March 13, 2015