fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005

lard bubbles

Boobs you get when you're on the heavy side.

Me: "That girl has a nice rack!"
James: "No..that's my 10 year old sister, she just has lard bubbles."

by drivedrivedriver May 5, 2009

lard ass

A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.

Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski

by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005

lard ass

A fat person

That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.

by Lisa November 7, 2003

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Nut Lard

a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.

"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"

"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"

"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!

by Dr. Charel June 25, 2008

lard butt

Derogatory slang for someone who is over-weight, named after the English cooking ingredient "Lard", which is made up entirely of fat.

Oi, Lard Butt, get out the way, 'cos I can't see the TV. Or the rest of the room

by Darren Jones January 5, 2004