jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Langley boys

School of the cripples and dwarfs

I use to go to Langley boys and I’m artist and in a wheelchair

by anonymous February 22, 2021

langley mill

a small village on the outskirts of heanor and a travel hotspot for all of the thirsty heanor girls to get laid

i was in langley mill having a shag

by fact talker 69 February 2, 2022

Matilda Langley

Matilda Langley is a very pretty girl with amazing figure

She is the most loyal person alive will never let you down

To win her hart buy her fish fingers. Capri sun and. Jelly pots (strawberry)

And looks good with Harry

Matilda Langley loves Harry

by Matildas boyfriend September 7, 2020

A.D. Langley Principle

The scientific principle of food or other creations looking really unappealing and otherwise grotesque, but the creator being unable to see this due to it being their creation.

Daniel: “That looks really gross Archie.”
Archie: “No it doesn’t!”
Daniel “It’s the A.D. Langley principle.”

by Rhino2871 December 25, 2022

lashay langley

a stupid bitch

girl 1: holy shit it’s a lashay langley!

girl 2: ew

by your manz fav hoe September 13, 2020