lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010

lamehead

a stupid person; fathead.

You cannot understand this. You are such a lamehead.

by uttam maharjan December 4, 2010

Lametry

Having done or engaging in behaviors or actions associated with being "lame".

They're all about lametry.

He had a degree in lametry, also known as being a cop/pig.

by Tumadreputo October 22, 2015

lamathina

A strong person who pushes others and themselves to be great. Lovable and most likely very attractive

Damn who have such a great heart you got to be a Lamathina

by A Lamathina March 29, 2017

lametron

Sad version of lame.

Only a lametron thinks texting is better than Facebook messages.

by balthazar009 September 2, 2017

lametoast

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

by IlyasKallir May 15, 2018

Lamothe

A “lamothe” is a known as a man with a terrible man bun that doesn’t know how to do one correctly.

Jayson is a Lamothe

by Cig Fiend June 15, 2020