Kurtis

nigga

friend 1: yo look at that nigga
friend 2: it must be kurtis
friend 1: fo sho

by mrsuckdickman November 19, 2019

dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

Kurty Bear

Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.

I love my kurty bear...

by K_L November 6, 2012

Kurtis Schwartz

A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.

You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.

by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023

Kurtis Loomer

An anoing thing that everyone hates

Kurtis Loomer is a retard

by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023

Emmett Kurtis

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

by 23rd Person October 23, 2023

kurtis conner

an incredible commentary youtuber/comedian/musician who started on vine. he has a beautiful girlfriend named jenna allard, who he fell in love with after peeing on her roommate’s stuffed animals while cross-faded. the two of them have a silly little dog named kiwi. he is absolutely hilarious and everyone should watch him and become a citizen of kurtistown, because he is always uploading BANGERS! he never misses! he is often associated with danny gonzales, drew gooden, jacob sharpe, and dean hebscher.

person a: hey, have you seen kurtis conner’s new video? it was an absolute banger!!
person b: kurtis conner? i hardly know ‘er! 🤠

by yolomonster360 June 19, 2022