Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

Kumquat squat by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

kumquat kaiser by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

kumquat 

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

kumquat by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

Kumquat 

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.

"Look at that fucking kumquat!"

Kumquat by PimpDaddy069 May 29, 2018

Kumquat 

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

Kumquat by n word f word July 7, 2018

Kumquat 

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

Kumquat by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018

Kumquat 

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

Kumquat by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019