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Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.
There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.
by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019
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Kumquat

Jeff is such a kumquat.
by Masked015 December 2, 2019
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kumquats

Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025
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smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023
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Cameron "kumquat"

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)
That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!
by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024
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kumquat

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.
You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.
by anonymous December 24, 2020
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Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness
“I only date kumquats
by n word f word July 7, 2018
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