Flipping kraut

(v.) to be in a state of aggressive agitation.

(1) After Missy kept dropping food between the crockpot and her plate, she moved from mild aggravation to flipping kraut.

(2) Dude, the customer was just sitting there yelling at me-- he was flipping kraut for almost 45 minutes until I gave in.

by Safety Bear December 8, 2009

dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

krauting

The act of telling a persin that you want to hang out and then ditching them.

he's krauting us again

by Rjendidiejjtn September 2, 2018

Sour Kraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut is finely cut raw cabbage that has been fermented by various lactic acid bacteria. It has a long shelf life and a distinctive sour flavor, ..

Dave. I see that German bint Daniela Nadj is off on a rant again.

Ant. Yeah she’s such a sour kraut, think she needs to buy some batteries for her sex toy.

by Gradders71 January 24, 2023

Kraut

An abusive Term for a german Nazi, originating from WW2 and the believe that germans only ate "sauerkraut".

"We fought those damn Krauts in Bastogne!"

by paelz June 14, 2017

Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Scrap my Kraut

German colloquial term for rubbing one out AKA whacking it.

Claus von Shnitzlenazi: Wilhelm, we need to come back to the kitchen, quit scrapping your kraut!
Wilhelm Gouttenburg: Gimme a sec Claus! I need to scrap my kraut to these naked pictures of your sister, Hilda!

by shazzzzzam August 13, 2012