Kooshiar

Extremely attractive, usually dark skinned. The name is of Persian origin so therefore the person is very hot. Their eyes always seem to have a peculiar sparkle in them and it is very pretty. Usually very smart but they don't usually have much common sense. Also very good at making out and physical things.

A: Who was that extremely hot guy?

B: Some guy named Kooshiar

A: LUCKY!!

by :D(:loveeeeeeee November 10, 2011

Koosch

stingy jewish girl with IBS-D and a windy personality

Sarah Silverman is a koosch.

by jelloshotjerry November 4, 2014

kooshal

Hot as fire cold as ice. A being with an incredible beauty and multi-talented. A mind like no one can have. A loving, caring and respectful person.

Your son is kooshal!

by Zouna #yfk April 23, 2018

Koont

Another way of saying cunt as an insult, except much cooler. Sooooo...it's calling someone a vagina, yes.

You are such a KOONT!

by Dre May 27, 2003

konstantcall

a call to someone you know in which you sing Something Corporate's "Konstantine" to them, often changing the words to suit their name, personality, and relationship with you. For Instance: My Stephanie came walking to my school and all that I could do was say she
was
so
cool

Best "konstantcalls" are usually voicemails.

"Damn, that was the worst konstantcall I've ever made"

"Dude, it's pretty much your turn to konstantcall because I did it to Ryan yesterday"

by emma faye May 8, 2005

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

by Haydoom December 22, 2008

konstantine

The girl is the pretty little dream that hurts the most

spin around me like a dream we played out on this movie screen

by Cally February 29, 2004