kosher boy

the act of getting yours from a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.

I'm going to make a natty box condom, and **** her in the ass while force feeding her natty untill I hit her in the back of the head with the natty bottle as I bust a nut. kosher boy dat hoe!

by splby February 10, 2009

That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

The Kosher Butcher

The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"

John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"

by The Brown Goblin August 16, 2008

kosher sex

Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.

by lala October 28, 2003

kosher pussy

The most wanted snatch on the planet. So delicate and tender, one of the 12 wonders of the world. What your dad wished he could have had instead of you. The famed Nun pussy. Cant have it but want it.

O man were going where! Church man there is gonna be some mad kosher pussy in the house. +++++++++++++++

by Cornelius Cornwallis Scumbucket January 31, 2008

Kosher Frank

1. The side kick of Chief Ham + Eggs.

2. Any ferociously carnivorous duck.

"Dude Kosher Frank riped that guys head off in the last episode."

"Did you see Kosher Frank's pimp Chief Ham + Eggs costume in the Halloween special."

by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 2, 2004

kooser

a kook/loser.
someone who is both a kook and a loser.
combined.
can only be used when the person is seriously lame.
or seriously a kook
or seriously a loser.
its pretty self explanatory.

-"oh my god that teacher is such a kooser"
-"yeah... what a kooser"
-"you said it wrong, you're such a kooser"

by karissa13456 July 18, 2009