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Tug Knot

A long awaited, busted load of jizz that takes forever to rub out.
Suzie thought her arm was going to fall off trying to get Roger off with a hand job. It took 45 minutes of vigorous wanking to work out his Tug Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
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Sex Knot

A knot in your hair after a long night of sex.
She unsuccessfully attempted to brush out her sex knots the next morning.
by TheZenRunner99 July 22, 2016
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Fuzz Knot

I got a fuzz knot in my ass from wiping too much.

The chick I banged last night was so hairy I left her with a pussy full of fuzz knots.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Drop a knot

Fox was eating pineapple then she went to go to the bathroom and drop a knot! I hope she leaves the fan on!
by Big Spotsy Daddy April 3, 2021
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Yank a Knot

Yanking a Knot is the act of anal intercourse with a partner who has an obvious prolapse.
After dinner and a movie, I figured I'd Yank a Knot in that fart box and then call it a night.
by Racer XXX August 4, 2021
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Jordan Knotts

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
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Captain Knots

Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.
"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"
by theyseemeryden January 12, 2013
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