ankle knocker

A big penis. Figuratively long enough to knock on ones ankles.

Jim over here’s got a hog on him, he’s got an ankle knocker

by Hawksenberg February 4, 2020

knoodle knocker

Gangsters who prefer to shoot their victims in the head at close range.

Drive-by's are for pussies, we are knoodle knockers.

by Cody Wilkes September 16, 2007

nipple knocker

A person who ejaculates on a woman's breasts.

My girlfriend appreciates the fact that I am a nipple knocker.

by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

by Pimp_UK February 3, 2009

Nig-Knocker

A blunt object used for beating black people with.

"I'm going to get my nig-knocker and knock that nigger out!'

by Fonzdrew August 26, 2008

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina March 3, 2005

hocker knocker

When you lift the top off a toilet and take a shit in it, causing a disgusting job for the person who has to clean it up. First publicly referenced in American Pie; Beta House, when the guy takes a dump in the top of the john while yelling Hocker Knocker baby!

Dude 1: So did you score with that chick who took you to her house last night?
Dude 2: No man she was a total prude and I couldn't get any
Dude 1: So what'd you do?
Dude 2: I pulled a hocker knocker and ditched that bitch!

by IhadTo CleanItUp January 25, 2008